WTF America??? Seriously!!!

Possibly the greatest post-election quote ever from John Stuart:

"Republicans are playing chess and Democrats are in the nurse's office because they glued their balls to their thigh".

November 06, 2024 update:

NO COMMUNIST INTO THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!

All you folks who said you'd leave the country, start packing. How many times did Trump say he loves this country? A lot. Commie Harris? Seems like zero.

So we are now officially unburdened by what has been, thank God!

Halloween 2024 update.

I hope no one is falling for "turn the page" - it's the same book. Our national debt is 35 TRILLION dollars, thanks democrats. Turn the page? Are you shitting me?
Sending Barack and Michelle out to browbeat black voters is really low class. Illegal immigration out of control, thanks Kamala border czar.
Look, just vote your conscience. Don't vote your party. If you really think 4 more years of the same insanity is what you want, okay cool. Not me.
I'm no Trump fan, but the current administration is a giant shit show. No thanks.

Spring 2024 update - yes, the insanity of
this administration continues.

STOP TRYING TO BRIBE THE VOTE WITH MY TAX DOLLARS! Yes folks, more "student loan forgiveness". It's more pandering and conning people into voting for the socialists, and paying for it out of your pockets!

Please for the love of God, stop with your "unsecured border is because the Republicans wouldn't work with us" garbage. You could have secured the border any time you wanted to - you already have the power, dipshits!

And quit telling me how you brought down inflation using your narrow statistics. Everyone is struggling to pay rent and buy food, the economy sucks!

It literally doesn't even matter anymore.

I'm not a big Trump fan, but at least he has balls. Biden is...no idea what that is. He's the crazy grandpa that you'd never let live with you, you'd stick him in a home and run away. Why is he still attempting to read the teleprompter in public? It's embarrassing.

Can't I believe in a strong military AND that we need good social programs without you needing me to come out to the edge of the spectrum?

I can acknowledge your 'gender preference' without needing to accept that it's okay to teach this in elementary school.

Everyone lies on social media - look, you weren't somehow oppressed because the kid behind the counter at the local fast food place making minimum wage didn't want to deal with whatever bullshit you're recording for TikTok. Get over it you narcissist asshole.

Stop being a victim, it's insulting to people who are real victims.

And no, biological men claiming to be "trans" competing against biological women isn't okay.

Stop with "That lettuce triggered me" and "Well if you don't bow down to me then you're whatever-phobic". You're trying to justify being an asshole, just stop.

Are you any better than you were 4 years ago? Probably not, unless you were already rich.

Don't vote with your party, vote with your brain.

Trump is accused of WTF???

[facepalm]

Kamala WTF word salad???

[facepalm]

If only "NONE OF THE ABOVE" was an option...

[sigh]